What to do about today's young aristocracy?

I will send my man Cuthbertson round with his trusty 'Dreadnought' knuckle dusters. After 30 seconds of having her skin flayed off she will be hightailing it back to the Colonies before you can say Benedict Arnold. As for young Percival a jolly good thrashing with your horse whip will soon having him treading the right line. 'Rick' ? damned impudence.